Year 2009

Today went out with wife since I've taken a leave. Planned to play 9-holes at Danau, after the 1st hole, we cancelled the session, since the course was full and jammed with flights. As the worker said," Sejak minggu lepas bang, penuh je pagi, sampai habis buggy". Instead, we went to the range to practice. I bought my wife a 100 balls, and magnificently, she managed to hit all!!
For the 1st time in my life, i have my hair cut at saloon. I asked my wife to sit next to me while i have my haircut by the stylist. a good cut indeed, though i have to part with RM25!!

Year 2009 is just round the corner, I don't celebrate new year. We're too tired to go out.

In year 2009, my plans are:

1. To repair my financial condition
2. To ready for our new house
3. Preparing for my daughter's school session. she's going to be 6 next year, and by the end of 2009, I will be having for my 1st ever baju sekolah shopping.
4. To study well for my DBA.
5. To buy elegant
6. to buy new laptop
7. to buy new grip for my clubs especially irons.
8. if managable, to play in every monthl medal and club tournaments
9. To buy new cloth for wifey

banyakkan....?

One Down, two to go

Salam Maal Hijrah.....

Tengah teman bini layan concert boyzone. belasah je le.

One down, two to go......untuk semester ni je la.

Monthly Medal and Club Championship

Walau....Man Utd beat Stoke, 1-0. Liverfool still in the lead, followed by the Blues.

Tunku pete meninggal da...al-fatihah utk dia.

Kaki aku sakit lagi....

Next year aku nak compete dalam monthly medal and club championship....1st year target nak compete je, menang tu bonus....lagipun course kelab aku terkenal sebagai tough course.

Weapon Complete

Gilak weiii....aku hari ni main 3 under of my handicap, gilak weiii.... aku tak bley minta stroke ngan ezan dah next year....

Aku rase aku makin improve....next year ingat nak tukar grip la, senjata semua dah complete...

Return

Aha....B. Sathianathan disambung kontraknya. Let us see the resukt this time. Why blame the coach when teams failed? Players of course la hampeh......FA lak? takkan lepas tangan kot? Aku tengok harimau lawan thailand hari tu, macam tak bley main langsung. aku ni, pasal tak larat nak berlari je, kalau tak, dah lama main Malaysia.

Aha....Kecoh nak mampus diorang sibuk nak satu bangsa la.....fuck off la....selagi takde satu sekolah je...selagi takde satu bahasa.....jangan mimpi ka friend..applaud to Prof. Emeritus Khoo Khay Kim.....you are Malaysian.

Aha...buaya2 besar sedang menanti untuk membaham aku next week.....hehehehe....practice bro, practice.

It's been a long time coming....

Par golf

Today, I play the best golf ever, yet.... at Kajang hill, bukan je balik modal, siap dpt untung.sori guys, today is my day. Siap bola dah hook, masuk green balik pasai kena pokok. Bayangkanlah perasaan flight aku.I play to par golf, nett la kan, kalau gross, dah lama aku cari makan kat astro master and millionaire golf. Itu cita2 aku.

The Assignment

Wahhh....aku buat assignment last minute, 5 am baru tidur, lame dah tak buat camtu.

Anak aku jadi bintang hari nie. Dia ngan kawan2 dia ada konsert at Auditorium DBKL. Arab dance lagi tu. Bila dia habis, dia kuar je, ada 3 orang kakak sudah kerumun dia minta autograph. aku sebagai agen terpaksa la jaga klien kan? biasak arr....2% je. hehehehehe....last minute tip from me to her....while you dancing on stage, don't forget to smile......wahhhh...maklumla....banyak belajar nngan hamzah and linda from sehati berdansa.....kekekekeke. Kesimpulannya, my daughter is the Dancing Queen today, bukan aku cakap, orang kat situ cakap.

Assigment wehh....

Apa masalah kerajaan Penang buat dwibahasa di papan kenyataan eh? Dah kira tak martabat bahasa melayu ke? Yang menyalak tu, pejuabgkan sangat bahasa melayu ke? Perah otk gak baca masalah politik sekang nie.
Kepada abang Ali, SRK tak nak datang. So macam mane skang nie? hang nie betui ka ada consult betui2 ngan SRK? Keadaan nie tak elok untuk pemilihan UMNO nanti bang...

Main baiknye!!

Hari nie main golf with dad and his staffs. Score tak bagus, tapi main ok. I mean, driver and second shot. Short game and putting koyak. Hampeh!!

I plan to bought daughter a pair of new sport shoe. But then, her granma willin' to pay, she said for her grandaughter bday. So, she got a pair of adidas, pink color. Adidas?!!! waaaa...aku masa kecik pun tak dapat kasut yang mahal macam tu lorrr....hehehehe....rezeki anak

3 Cerita

Aku rase aku dah kena high blood pressure la, past 3 days kepala aku asyik sakit je, berdenyut2...

Hari Khamis biasanya ada 3 cerita yang aku akan tonton, ketiga2nye bertindih. tapi, layan gak.

akhirnya, apa yang ditayangkan di 24 menjadi kenyataan. US got their 1st color president.

Projek KLK

Letih jong, drive dari KL ke Jabur..eh Jabor sehari semalang...dapak jalang2 tempak orang...hehehehe

Nampok doh tempat nak overnight, kalau projek dapat la.

ciao.

We're Nice Guy, That's Why We're left Behind

Beb, aku tak nak jadi perkauman.

Aku dah agak, bila Obama menang, some people will champion USA. They said that's the way of democracy. Aku nak tengok "orang tu" apa dia cakap. Kawan2, tolong faham maksud ayat "orang" ini nanti. Aku tunggu..

Kepada yang lain, aku ulang, aku tak nak jadi perkauman. Tapi, jangan kacau dan tuduh aku perkauman sebab2 yang tak masuk akal. Jangan samakan anda dengan Obama dan bangsanya. Bangsanya diseksa oleh Tuan punya tanah selama beratus2 tahun. Compare to Malaysia yang berumur 50 tahun, berapa kerat sangat "colored" yang jadi top-brass in The Oval? Have my race oppressed your people?It's not us, definitely not us. Infact, our's give you keselesaan, biarkan y'all as long yall tak kacau. Let you take our land in Kuala Lumpur via the people who oppressed you (The Brits la). Aku rase dalam keadaan sekarang nie, aku setuju gak dengan statement2 yang berbau perkauman dari Parti yang korang kata nak terkubur tu. Tapi, aku tengok silap2 makin power lagi adalah. Permintaan, perkataan, lagak, sombong korang tu, kalau tak di jaga, akan mengakibatkan parti itu akan terus berkuasa.

Korang mintak banyak sangat, korang compare negara ni ngan India la, China la, Thailand la, Singaporela. Diorang tu ada satu bangsa je, tak kira apa pun, satu bangsa je, ikut majority.....tu yang senang laksana ekonomi dan policy. Malaysia nie, banyak sangat nak jaga. Yang terguris, hati pribumi. Tercalar hatinya yang sepi. Airmata darah bercampur keringat, bumi dipijak ni, milik orang......korang mintak banyak sangat....korang nie, dah tujuh keturunan pun, tak reti cakap bahasa Perlembagaan lagi. Macammana korang nak kata kita ni tak sama ngan negara2 maju lain? India ngan Hindi and Tamilnya, China dengan Mandarinnya, that's why they boleh bersatu hati....bukan macam lu orang, BMelayu pun tak pandai lagi, Latinos kat Cali pun can speak good english. ke korang nie bangga dengan orang luar? Macamman boley ada kelas peralihan? Macammana boleh wujud lak Sekolah Menengah Jenis Kebangsaan? Dont talk bullshit about one race, unity and one nation kalau dari bahasa, pendidikan lu orang ikut kepala sendiri. I say it loudly ....BULLSHITTTT!!!!

Kepada bangsa ku yang sebuk nak jai hero gak. Udah2la....jangan la sebab nak jaga hati orang, nak duit lebey sekit, nak glamor, kamu nak lukekan hati kawan sebangsa. Kamu perasan tak apa jenis orang yang depa suka? Orang yang ikut depala, boley bersosial macam depa....cuba hangpa islamic sikit, depa kawan, tapi sikit renggang la....The Holy Quran dah mention, depa takkan ikut kita, depa takkan duk bawah kita. Dah terbukti dah, hangpa tengok kat negara kita, yang tang team biru muda, depa tu macam berat ke roket....tengokla dalam DUN Perak dan DUN Selangor......himpit tu....nasib baik ada mamat dari bandar kulim baharu.....sejuk sekit hati bulan.
Dahlah, ikut majority.......baca sirah nabi.....

Kepada yang pemerintah, jangan la main2 ngan Agama. Hangpa jangan la guna agama. Parah nanti. Keja betui2. Hangpa ingat senang nak jadi ketua. Nak jadi ketua darjah pun susah, apakan pula menteri.....cukupla ngan gaji yang ada.....nak mewah pun janganlah berlebih......ingat2 kan rakyat yang susah. Ingat, jangan sampai ada rakyat yang terpakas mencuri untuk makan. Ingat2 sekit, kuasa kepimpinan tu amanat dari Allah.......

Kepada yang 'lain2', baca statement korang buat hati aku terluka, korang nie memang seperti yang diceritakan dalam Quran.

The Eagle Has Landed on Hole no.13 at BGR

Beb, I've been to genting highland, recently. The last I time I went up there was like 20 years ago.....so I was like jakun that night at genting.....picking up wife after completed her course. I just drive my car up to genting highland, at some point my daughter asked me, " Ayah, ayah tau ke jalan nak ke hotel mama?" I just told her i don't know but I'll make sure we will rich there.....hehehehehe

My friend made an eagle two par-4 at BGR last Thursday. Good, since we won the hole with the eagle. He made a full swing with his wedges, the ball landed on the green, backspin and boom!! in the hole!! Man, last time I saw it was on the Golf Channel.

I have an assignment to be completed by.......

TREND LA PULAK?!

"We, as a people, will reach there.." Obama's speech after he became the first ever black in history to won the presidential campaign. He will move to White House and become the President Of United States of America. I am alive to watch this hsitoric moment......At least the Palmer's clan of 24 will be proud, and all producer in Hollywood feel their hardwork is not in vain.Congratulation Mr. Obama, err....Mr. President, Sir!!

Aha....aku pelik la ngan trend orang gi minum kopi bawak laptop. Zaman aku dulu bawak rokok dan idea, idea untuk berborak. Biasanya bergantung kepada keadaan semasa. Yang paling ngetop ialah bolasepak, dari BPL, Primera, Serie A, CL sampaila ke Liga Perdana dan tak lupa pada zaman2 semi-pro (best woo zaman tu...Selangor boley belasah Polis sampai 10 - 0).....tapi paling hangat ialah zaman reformasi...hari2 lepak kedai kopi....aku n frens time tu tak pandai gi starbucks.....zaman tu la.....now aku tengok people's bring laptop to coffe shop, since most of so called high end coffee shop offer free wifi, even kfc also has this offer...how are they going to chit-chat arr...using YM arr? What's the point of bring your laptop to coffee shop just for sufring, check your email after your office hour? Unless you a busy and successful business man, just stay home with your laptop.....but my wife said slowly, "Dear, that's a trend now...." I was so left behind...

What do you think of Leadership effectiveness and gender issues?

Ferrari misery, they brought it themselves

Mukhriz, as every living soul in malaysia know, is leading the nomination poll for the Youth leadership, followed by, surprisingly, Khir on the second place and KJ on the 3rd place. The paper saying that this is a new sign of changes in Umno, but until it's proven in the march election, i don't think so.....Najib already seal and won the Presidency and Rosmah is singing "Menghitung Hari "by Kris Dayanty.

The States is going to make a changes in two days time, McCain or Obama. But, whoever he is, the policy of defending the right of Israel is still the same...

Massa won the Brazil GP, but Hamilton became the youngest ever FI driver's champion. Mr. Ferrari, if you remember, the reliability of the car and skills of the driver give Schumacher 7 World Title. Speed alone is not enough. How come this year, your driver fail to finished in 5 times? Please plan your design and preparation properly next time.

Liverfool brought down to earth last week, by the hot white Spurs. Chelsea whack Keano's boy. Hull City gives hell to The Devil....but they can't stand the red hot fire from the Devil....

Left Behind

I will take this opportunity to rise above the others.....I don't want to left behind...

CD, Petronas and Hope

Aku rase. iklan deepavali petronas tahun nie best gak le....

A lot of metal bands gonna release their new album, let see, Metallica? dah beli. Slipknot? Wajib beli. The Haunted? wajib beli. Amon Amath? menarik.kena cuba dan beli. aku dah lost track Deicide. Campbell and Pertama lama tak gi. Cukup lama, sehingga tengok collection CD aku macam sikit je, donlod memang la senang, tapi tak feel la. Kalau ada CD tu lain la.

Minggu nie banyak assignment la plak. siap kena present lagi.

Wife not feelin' good today.....sick really bad make me worry.

When All Hope is Gone, We'll End This World.....

Horatio, oh Horatio

Horatios : Mr. During, you are choosing a very wrong week to do this, a wrong week....you were supposed to protect this girl....(sambil membuka ray ban, jam tangannya dan menanggalkan police badge)

Mr. During the padeophile : No, you don't understand, this girl want me.....

Horatios : Mr. During, you are resisting an arrest...(sambil berpusing mengadap si padeophile)

Mr. During the padeophile : No, no, I'm not resisting an arrest.....

Horatio : Oh, you will.......let see... how long you can stand....(dia berjalan ke arah pessalah dengan muka cool tapi ganas, tanpa ray ban mahalnye.....YEaahhhh, terus masuk lagu dan credit)

END.

CSI Miami - episod padeophile. Bila Mendelsohn nak combinekan 3 CSI in one show. Ko bayangkan Grissom, McTaylor and Horatio....bayangkan anak2 buah diorang bergabung, dan pastinya, anak2 buah Horatio mesti nampan yang paling psiko dan ganeh, macam bos dia la...

Death Magnetic : METALLICA

I have got my new Metallica, with a tee shirt. Though I've been listening to them for the past 22 years (thanks ahmad nazlee, he brought his uncle metallica kill 'em all to school, we all listened arr... time tu dah ganas dah...dajah dua), ini pertama kali jue pakei and dapat baju metallica.

Komen :baru dengar sekali lalu je, nak kasi feel balik, tapi untuk komen awal nie, better than st.anger, but not as good as the first 4 killer album (Kill 'em all to Justice for all...)tapi enjoy gak la, riff gitar ok, senang kata they gettin older, tapi try main cam orang muda, Kerry King and Araya pun dah slow ape....


Die!die!die!die!
Die on my hand, I creep across the land, killin' first born man......

Don't Buy Stuff at The Courts if you hate Liverpool FC.

Sorry ek,

My wife been tellin' me, Pak Lebai is bad driver, really mean and bad driver. I dont believe her at first, but after a few bad experience with them, my wife is absolutely right. One experience, while trying to selit into jalan tun razak after the tunnel near the ampang park, i saw a a Toyota Wish also trying to selit infront of me. So, I go in front of him, and also try to selit, with the hope that since he selit, why not give me selit also? But he is damn mother fucker lebai. Seriously mother fucker lebai. Not only he doesn't allowed me, he blocked me real bad macam dia tak buat salah langsung. Fuck off old lebai!!!

Sekali lagi saya minta maaf di atas kesalahan di atas. Dah lama saya simpan.

This time, tiada maaf bag mu.

Kepada peminat Man United dan sesiapa saja yang benci Liverfool.
Tolong, saya ulang tolong, tolong jangan beli barang, perabot ke, barang elektrik ke, di COURTS. saya ulang , jangan beli barang di COURTS. Sebab COURTS telah bersengkokol dengan Liverfool!!! Tak cukup ngan Carlsberg, Liverfool cuba menggunakan Courts untuk mencari peminat yang lebih ramai di Malaysia. Saya nasihatkan kepada peminat EPL dan Man United, tolong la jangan beli barang di Courts. bagitau isteri, anak2, ibu bapa, makcik pakcik anda. Bagitau mereka sebabnya. Sanggup anda lihat Liverfool menjadi kelab terkaya di England. Cuba kenang semula di zaman kegemilangan liverfool, apa sumbangan mereka. Ya. mereka juara eropah 3 kali berturut2. Tapi, kerana hati yang mereka yang busuk, kerana mereka sedar mereka tidak mampu lagi untuk terus menjuarai Piala Eropah (mungkin banyak minum kot), fan mereka telah melakukan rusuhan (Heysel, belgium. ingat?). Mereka punca kelab England di halang bertanding di Eropah untuk beberapa tahun, sebelum Man United kembali memberi sinar kepada EPL apabila dibenarkan bertanding semula. Itu yang anda mahu. Jangan, jangan gelapkan masa depan kelab lain hanya kerana anda senang beli barang di Courts (almaklumla, senang berhutang). Beli la di kedai Ah Seng ke, Ali ke, Samy ke (kalau pemilik kedai pemilik liverfool, tak mengapa, berapa ringgit sama dia boley sumbang).

Kepada Courts, My opinion is you are practising bad marketing and promoting activities. By attaching yourself with a sportclub, I can say you are courting trouble. Ask your marketing director, how many Liverfool fan in Kuala Lumpur/Malaysia. How many of them will buy stuff from your store? Does it really bring any benefit? And of all team in EPL, you choose Liverfool? Why not Chelski? Arsenal? Man Unitd? Do you know, from 1992 to 2008, how many time this three teams have change hand the EPL title? The best Liverfool can get is 2nd place, that was something like 8 years ago. Have you done your research well? Lu fikirlah sendiri.....

Man United selamba membelasah WBA 4 - 0.Pejam Mata je....

Golfer terlampau

Aku dah selesai register subjek, skang nie tunggu kelas.

I am supposed to play golf this week, but cancelled due to family commitment. They miss me for 3 days. Family is important. But then, I must learn to learn to reduce golf session.

Err....the KM of Melaka tak ada jawapan atas anugerah dato' to SRK. Ntah ape2 la ko ni Rustam. Time2 nak ameno election nila ko buat hal. Camne la aku nak pilih ko. Tapi, kalau ko terpilih gak ke Timbalan Presiden, tak tahula apa aku nak cakap. BTW, aku rase Rustam nie patut dah tarik diri dah, Muhyiddin is obviously the overwhelming favourite to be the Deputy President. Yang lain tu pun tarik diri je la......don't waste your money anymore.

Minggu ni sambung balik EPL.

Semalam aku lari dari opis, gi tengok golffest. Sambil membeli - belah. Rambang mata aku. Kalau ikut hati, semua aku nak beli. Last2, angkat beg baru (Wilson polar cart), 3 iron hybrid( Nickent, siap la korang) and 2 tshirts, one for me and one for wife. Balik je umah petang tu, wife sudah bising, siap nak report kat bapa aku. hehehehe....seriau gak. Bapak aku bising kalau aku beli barang golf baru, dia kata kalau nak pakai baru, amek je set die, tapi bukan taste aku la. BTW, he can't wait to finish his contract so that he can play golf with his frienfs and me. Aku pun dah tak sabor nak baham. Asyik kena kutuk je...kekekekekeke.

err.....sedapkan nama syamil anuar? what about shamsul ariff?