Par golf

Today, I play the best golf ever, yet.... at Kajang hill, bukan je balik modal, siap dpt untung.sori guys, today is my day. Siap bola dah hook, masuk green balik pasai kena pokok. Bayangkanlah perasaan flight aku.I play to par golf, nett la kan, kalau gross, dah lama aku cari makan kat astro master and millionaire golf. Itu cita2 aku.

The Assignment

Wahhh....aku buat assignment last minute, 5 am baru tidur, lame dah tak buat camtu.

Anak aku jadi bintang hari nie. Dia ngan kawan2 dia ada konsert at Auditorium DBKL. Arab dance lagi tu. Bila dia habis, dia kuar je, ada 3 orang kakak sudah kerumun dia minta autograph. aku sebagai agen terpaksa la jaga klien kan? biasak arr....2% je. hehehehehe....last minute tip from me to her....while you dancing on stage, don't forget to smile......wahhhh...maklumla....banyak belajar nngan hamzah and linda from sehati berdansa.....kekekekeke. Kesimpulannya, my daughter is the Dancing Queen today, bukan aku cakap, orang kat situ cakap.

Assigment wehh....

Apa masalah kerajaan Penang buat dwibahasa di papan kenyataan eh? Dah kira tak martabat bahasa melayu ke? Yang menyalak tu, pejuabgkan sangat bahasa melayu ke? Perah otk gak baca masalah politik sekang nie.
Kepada abang Ali, SRK tak nak datang. So macam mane skang nie? hang nie betui ka ada consult betui2 ngan SRK? Keadaan nie tak elok untuk pemilihan UMNO nanti bang...

Main baiknye!!

Hari nie main golf with dad and his staffs. Score tak bagus, tapi main ok. I mean, driver and second shot. Short game and putting koyak. Hampeh!!

I plan to bought daughter a pair of new sport shoe. But then, her granma willin' to pay, she said for her grandaughter bday. So, she got a pair of adidas, pink color. Adidas?!!! waaaa...aku masa kecik pun tak dapat kasut yang mahal macam tu lorrr....hehehehe....rezeki anak

3 Cerita

Aku rase aku dah kena high blood pressure la, past 3 days kepala aku asyik sakit je, berdenyut2...

Hari Khamis biasanya ada 3 cerita yang aku akan tonton, ketiga2nye bertindih. tapi, layan gak.

akhirnya, apa yang ditayangkan di 24 menjadi kenyataan. US got their 1st color president.

Projek KLK

Letih jong, drive dari KL ke Jabur..eh Jabor sehari semalang...dapak jalang2 tempak orang...hehehehe

Nampok doh tempat nak overnight, kalau projek dapat la.

ciao.

We're Nice Guy, That's Why We're left Behind

Beb, aku tak nak jadi perkauman.

Aku dah agak, bila Obama menang, some people will champion USA. They said that's the way of democracy. Aku nak tengok "orang tu" apa dia cakap. Kawan2, tolong faham maksud ayat "orang" ini nanti. Aku tunggu..

Kepada yang lain, aku ulang, aku tak nak jadi perkauman. Tapi, jangan kacau dan tuduh aku perkauman sebab2 yang tak masuk akal. Jangan samakan anda dengan Obama dan bangsanya. Bangsanya diseksa oleh Tuan punya tanah selama beratus2 tahun. Compare to Malaysia yang berumur 50 tahun, berapa kerat sangat "colored" yang jadi top-brass in The Oval? Have my race oppressed your people?It's not us, definitely not us. Infact, our's give you keselesaan, biarkan y'all as long yall tak kacau. Let you take our land in Kuala Lumpur via the people who oppressed you (The Brits la). Aku rase dalam keadaan sekarang nie, aku setuju gak dengan statement2 yang berbau perkauman dari Parti yang korang kata nak terkubur tu. Tapi, aku tengok silap2 makin power lagi adalah. Permintaan, perkataan, lagak, sombong korang tu, kalau tak di jaga, akan mengakibatkan parti itu akan terus berkuasa.

Korang mintak banyak sangat, korang compare negara ni ngan India la, China la, Thailand la, Singaporela. Diorang tu ada satu bangsa je, tak kira apa pun, satu bangsa je, ikut majority.....tu yang senang laksana ekonomi dan policy. Malaysia nie, banyak sangat nak jaga. Yang terguris, hati pribumi. Tercalar hatinya yang sepi. Airmata darah bercampur keringat, bumi dipijak ni, milik orang......korang mintak banyak sangat....korang nie, dah tujuh keturunan pun, tak reti cakap bahasa Perlembagaan lagi. Macammana korang nak kata kita ni tak sama ngan negara2 maju lain? India ngan Hindi and Tamilnya, China dengan Mandarinnya, that's why they boleh bersatu hati....bukan macam lu orang, BMelayu pun tak pandai lagi, Latinos kat Cali pun can speak good english. ke korang nie bangga dengan orang luar? Macamman boley ada kelas peralihan? Macammana boleh wujud lak Sekolah Menengah Jenis Kebangsaan? Dont talk bullshit about one race, unity and one nation kalau dari bahasa, pendidikan lu orang ikut kepala sendiri. I say it loudly ....BULLSHITTTT!!!!

Kepada bangsa ku yang sebuk nak jai hero gak. Udah2la....jangan la sebab nak jaga hati orang, nak duit lebey sekit, nak glamor, kamu nak lukekan hati kawan sebangsa. Kamu perasan tak apa jenis orang yang depa suka? Orang yang ikut depala, boley bersosial macam depa....cuba hangpa islamic sikit, depa kawan, tapi sikit renggang la....The Holy Quran dah mention, depa takkan ikut kita, depa takkan duk bawah kita. Dah terbukti dah, hangpa tengok kat negara kita, yang tang team biru muda, depa tu macam berat ke roket....tengokla dalam DUN Perak dan DUN Selangor......himpit tu....nasib baik ada mamat dari bandar kulim baharu.....sejuk sekit hati bulan.
Dahlah, ikut majority.......baca sirah nabi.....

Kepada yang pemerintah, jangan la main2 ngan Agama. Hangpa jangan la guna agama. Parah nanti. Keja betui2. Hangpa ingat senang nak jadi ketua. Nak jadi ketua darjah pun susah, apakan pula menteri.....cukupla ngan gaji yang ada.....nak mewah pun janganlah berlebih......ingat2 kan rakyat yang susah. Ingat, jangan sampai ada rakyat yang terpakas mencuri untuk makan. Ingat2 sekit, kuasa kepimpinan tu amanat dari Allah.......

Kepada yang 'lain2', baca statement korang buat hati aku terluka, korang nie memang seperti yang diceritakan dalam Quran.

The Eagle Has Landed on Hole no.13 at BGR

Beb, I've been to genting highland, recently. The last I time I went up there was like 20 years ago.....so I was like jakun that night at genting.....picking up wife after completed her course. I just drive my car up to genting highland, at some point my daughter asked me, " Ayah, ayah tau ke jalan nak ke hotel mama?" I just told her i don't know but I'll make sure we will rich there.....hehehehehe

My friend made an eagle two par-4 at BGR last Thursday. Good, since we won the hole with the eagle. He made a full swing with his wedges, the ball landed on the green, backspin and boom!! in the hole!! Man, last time I saw it was on the Golf Channel.

I have an assignment to be completed by.......

TREND LA PULAK?!

"We, as a people, will reach there.." Obama's speech after he became the first ever black in history to won the presidential campaign. He will move to White House and become the President Of United States of America. I am alive to watch this hsitoric moment......At least the Palmer's clan of 24 will be proud, and all producer in Hollywood feel their hardwork is not in vain.Congratulation Mr. Obama, err....Mr. President, Sir!!

Aha....aku pelik la ngan trend orang gi minum kopi bawak laptop. Zaman aku dulu bawak rokok dan idea, idea untuk berborak. Biasanya bergantung kepada keadaan semasa. Yang paling ngetop ialah bolasepak, dari BPL, Primera, Serie A, CL sampaila ke Liga Perdana dan tak lupa pada zaman2 semi-pro (best woo zaman tu...Selangor boley belasah Polis sampai 10 - 0).....tapi paling hangat ialah zaman reformasi...hari2 lepak kedai kopi....aku n frens time tu tak pandai gi starbucks.....zaman tu la.....now aku tengok people's bring laptop to coffe shop, since most of so called high end coffee shop offer free wifi, even kfc also has this offer...how are they going to chit-chat arr...using YM arr? What's the point of bring your laptop to coffee shop just for sufring, check your email after your office hour? Unless you a busy and successful business man, just stay home with your laptop.....but my wife said slowly, "Dear, that's a trend now...." I was so left behind...

What do you think of Leadership effectiveness and gender issues?

Ferrari misery, they brought it themselves

Mukhriz, as every living soul in malaysia know, is leading the nomination poll for the Youth leadership, followed by, surprisingly, Khir on the second place and KJ on the 3rd place. The paper saying that this is a new sign of changes in Umno, but until it's proven in the march election, i don't think so.....Najib already seal and won the Presidency and Rosmah is singing "Menghitung Hari "by Kris Dayanty.

The States is going to make a changes in two days time, McCain or Obama. But, whoever he is, the policy of defending the right of Israel is still the same...

Massa won the Brazil GP, but Hamilton became the youngest ever FI driver's champion. Mr. Ferrari, if you remember, the reliability of the car and skills of the driver give Schumacher 7 World Title. Speed alone is not enough. How come this year, your driver fail to finished in 5 times? Please plan your design and preparation properly next time.

Liverfool brought down to earth last week, by the hot white Spurs. Chelsea whack Keano's boy. Hull City gives hell to The Devil....but they can't stand the red hot fire from the Devil....

Left Behind

I will take this opportunity to rise above the others.....I don't want to left behind...